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FAT DAVES on the Bonanza Strip is family run by "Fat Dave" who spends most of his time in the kitchen (cooking and sampling) and the boss - "Trim Tracey" - Just because your name is over the door doesn't mean that you are in charge! - Help is also on hand from Tracey's mum, Jean and dad Richard who is always ready to take your order (just give him time) - daughters Charley & Stevie have also been known to give a not too willing hand
Famed for his breakfast's and snacks to eat in or take away - a man this size is BIG on specialities from his Fresh Doner Kebabs and Chili relishes to a Londoners favourite "Pie and Mash with Liquor" and Sunday Roast served through the day

FAT DAVES

"NOTHING TO DO WITH CALORIES"

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We have not been recommended by "Weight Watchers"

DAVES CALORIE COUNT

FAT DAVES SPECIAL:

3 Sausages, 3 Bacon, 2 Eggs, Beans, Mushrooms, Tomatoes, Fried Clice, Toast and orange juice

Stacks

BREAKFAST:

2 Sausages, 2 Bacon, 2 Eggs, Beans, Mushrooms, Tomatoes, Fried Clice, Toast and orange juice

Loads

SMALL BREAKFAST:

Sausages, Bacon, Egg, Beans,and toast

796
ON TWO TOAST:
 
Beans
Fried Eggs
Scrambled Eggs
Sausage & Egg
1
1
292
592
572
642
SNACKS - TOASTIES
All over 300
SANDWICHES AND BURGERS
More than enough

DONER KEBABS

DONER MEAT served on pita bread with onions and a spicy tomato sauce

HALEB KEBAB

CHICKEN KEBAB

Do you really care?

WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?   - DAVE DID!   But sometimes there are some over 

STEAK - MINCE - CHICKEN

At least 400
LOTS OF CHOICES OF MAIN COURSES
With lots of calories

You can relax in the comfortable bar or on the terrace, watch Sky TV Sports, Premiership football or sit and chat.  BUT when Dave emerges from the kitchen prepare yourself for his sense of humour - sarcastic, ironic, caustic, satirical, sardonic (click) - all of these and more -If you can't take then be sure not to give it!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Synonyms:                sarcastic, ironic, caustic, satirical, sardonic

These adjectives mean having or marked by a feeling of bitterness and a biting or cutting quality.

Sarcastic suggests sharp taunting and ridicule that wounds

Ironic implies a subtler form of mockery in which an intended meaning is conveyed obliquely

Caustic means corrosive and bitingly trenchant

Satirical implies exposure, especially of vice or folly, to ridicule

Sardonic is associated with scorn, derision, mockery, and often cynicism

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