The genuine agave worm is a bright coral color, which fades to pink in the bottle. Some bottlers substitute a species of white worm that lives in the leaves of the agave plant. Connoisseurs complain that the white worm isn't as tasty as the red one, which to me is like complaining that your soup contains the wrong species of fly
Tequila is not a Class C drug "Prof Paul Crosby".
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Tequlia was used as an anaesthetic during the American Cival War.
There can be a million or more earthworms in one acre of soil.
The tequila worms have 7 rows of razor sharp teeth that can prove dangerous if not removed
(Warning should not be used for bait !) "Reverend Lomas".
Tequila, it makes you happy "Terrorvision".
The Tequila worm was introduced to Mexico by Pilgrims who kept them as pets during the long and arduous journey South.
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Mexican footballers who make their international debut must eat a Tequila worm whilst singing the National Anthem.
Worms are more powerful than the African elephant and more important to the economy than the cow. - Charles Darwin
" Take your stinking tail off me, you damn dirty worm " - Planet of the Worms.
Eating a Tequila worm just before intercourse can increase your sexual prowess "Prof Paul Crosby".
Ancient Mexicans worshipped the Tequila worm for its mystical healing powers. - Ancient Mexicans were not too bright.
Worms breathe through their skin, which must be moist for the exchange of air to take place.
The Tequila worm is extracted from the ground by Mexican peasants using chicken bone handled spades
Regularly watering your cactus with Tequila will produce a smooth and spineless plant.
The tequila worm has both the male and female sex organs and uses them wisely.
The heaviest recorded tequila worm weighed in at 5lbs 7oz and was courageously snared by Pablo Gonzalez lazlo Jalisco in 1876 at Guadalajaia, Mexico.
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The Sierra Gold Cup is held every decade and contested by the nations finest racing worms. The main event is the 1 metre sprint and the current champion is British outsider 'Woody Woodworm'.
A worm is 75-90% water.
Tequila worms are one of largest causes of Heart disease.
Humans can be traced back to a direct desendant of the African worm.